Lazy or Bored? ; )

This is what I call lazy holidays! I haven't been doing anything but organizing papers and filling forms about the Canada trip and talking a lot but A LOT, and typing too ;)I Had to stop taking pictures for a while because my camera is not working and it's been raining for a week, but maybe when I get my camera fixed I will try to take "wet" pictures anyway :).

July 11th was my brother's birthday and he wanted a yokel style party!It was really funny, with all those tradicional clothes and food. I was the only one with no costume^^

What's for dinner?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again."
"Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

A joke to start with...

At the post office...
In the post office, there is a man whose job it is to prosses all the mail that has illegible addresses.Just before Christmas he saw a letter, addressed in shaky handwriting, to God.He decided to read it:
Dear God,
I'm an 83-year-old widow, living on a very small pension.Yesterday someone stole my purse, with 100 pounds in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque.Next Monday is Christmas, and I have invited two friends over for dinner.Without that money,I have nothing to buy food with.I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna Jones
The man was touched, and showed the letter to his fellow workers.Each one of them came up with a few pounds, and, by the time he had gone round them all, he had collected 96 pounds, which he put in an envelope and sent to the woman.All of the workers felt a warm glow for the kind thing they had done. In the New Year, another letter came from the old lady, to God. All of the workers gathered round while the letter was opened.It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there were 4 pounds missing.I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the post office.

Vacation!!

Yesterday was my last day at school!!And this morning we went there to pick my grades and now i'm free until August 1st!Now I'm going to have more time to draw, take pictures and write!

I have been playing with Photoshop and transforming pictures, it's funny.I've done a vacation notebook, A Canadian flag of Brazil (or a Brazilian map of Canada) and colored a hand that I drew a long time ago and gave it a puzzle to play with.Now I'm working on another drawing of mine.The original drawings are in my gallery on DevintArt:

http://lucianaehilarius.deviantart.com/

My brother and I bought some games for the playstation, but he's using it right now so I can't play XD

My grades are ok, but I didn't expect to get 10 in Text Writting that's so cool, the thing is... I can't remember what I've written XD

That's funny... people do strange things when they are asleep, getting up early in the morning, or during the night can affect people's brains.

(Strange)Things that people do to sleep better:

-Set up the clock to go off 5 minutes before the time they are supposed to get up

-For breakfast they have a plate of milk and a glass of bread

-Turn on the tap when they mean to turn on the shower

-They start laughing with no reason when it's too late at night

-When there is the need of going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, they don't flush the toilet because of its noise

-Or when they do flush...They cover their ears with their hands

-Get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but end up in the kitchen

Collecting things is very funny, some people collect photos, others collect stamps,stickers,rocks, insects, movies, so I decided to start collecting too.I'm going to collect jokes! I will start writing them here as soon as I get some ^^

Brazilian Photos

I took all these pictures near my house...
No mater how far I might be, the roots can not be forgotten!